"A spade isn't a spade. A spade is a croissant. Do you know what a croissant is?”

Joe Hayward quits his life in insurance and struggles in life as a stand-up. And life in general.

A surreal take on the surreal life of a gigging comedian. Blending theatre, stand-up, sketches and audiovisuals, as well as nearly everything else, gosh! is a fast-paced, slick and funny whirlwind of an hour. And it’s above a pub. We love pubs.

By Kit Loyd and Hamish Clayton, and produced by Slow Mojo Collective, the company behind ★★★★★ Badgers Can’t Be Friends (Southwark Playhouse, King’s Head Theatre).

Don’t count your eggs, but Joe’s making an omelette.

Theatre Company Reviews:

Critical Acclaim for Slow Mojo Collective's past work:

"a riveting play with relentless energy... very, very funny" - ★★★★★ - London Pub Theatres Magazine

Critical Acclaim for Slow Mojo Collective's past work:

"Equally, however, are moments of honesty that seem to stop time" - ★★★★ - Pocket Size Theatre

Production Details

Run Time:

  • One Act: 60 mins

Age Restrictions:

  • 15



  • Tue 12th Oct 2021 - 7:30 pm

  • Wed 13th Oct 2021 - 7:30 pm

  • Thu 14th Oct 2021 - 7:30 pm

  • Fri 15th Oct 2021 - 7:30 pm

  • Sat 16th Oct 2021 - 7:30 pm

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