We Never Get Off At Sloane Square

We Never Get Off At Sloane Square

“To live without possibility. Not everyone can.”

Raised in poverty by a suicidally depressed single mother, child genius Ludo is convinced he can solve all their problems, if only he can find his father. And failing that, he’ll recruit one. Part Bildungsroman, part Freudian love story, and part swordfight, Amy Garner Buchanan’s debut play traverses the brilliant heights and the terrible depths of the human mind, all on a Zone 1 travelcard.

Based on Vulture’s “book of the century”, Helen DeWitt’s The Last Samurai.


December 9th, 12:30pm show is a Parent and Baby performance

No spoilers unless you need them. For content warnings, head to amygarnerbuchanan.com/tw. The show is not appropriate for children under 15 (with the exception of babes-in-arms for the parent & baby matinee)

Theatre Company Reviews:

Intelligent, witty and charming - Melli Marie, Park Theatre

Awe-inspiring in content and truly innovative in form - Evelyn Xing, Carnaby International

Production Details

Run Time:

  • Act One: 70 mins

  • Act Two: 70 mins

Age Restrictions:

  • 15



  • Wed 8th Dec 2021 - 7:30 pm

  • Thu 9th Dec 2021 - 12:30 pm

  • Thu 9th Dec 2021 - 7:30 pm

  • Fri 10th Dec 2021 - 7:30 pm

  • Sat 11th Dec 2021 - 3:00 pm

  • Sat 11th Dec 2021 - 7:30 pm

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