Sorry, You Can't Poo Here

Sorry, You Can't Poo Here

If Georgia had a pound for every time she's heard 'Sorry, You Can't Poo Here..' she could probably afford private health insurance.

Sorry, You Can't Poo Here... has been described as a theatrical PowerPoint presentation come chronic illness cabaret. Join us as we tell the tale of a 17 year old woman and her journey through the last 8 years with Inflammatory Bowel Disease. You can't polish a turd but you can roll it in glitter.


This performance contains partial nudity, strong language and reference to illness and prescription drug use

Theatre Company Reviews:

‘I think people should watch the show if they want to be on the ground floor of the next big comedy group. You wanna get in there early. I think Tell U Wot, Georgia and Allison, are definitely the start.’

‘I don’t think I’ve ever laughed that much watching something!’

Production Details

Run Time:

  • One Act: 50 mins

Age Restrictions:

  • 12



  • Sun 15th May 2022 - 3:00 pm

  • Mon 16th May 2022 - 7:30 pm

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