This Is Not A Murder Mystery

This Is Not A Murder Mystery

Written by Peter Rae - Directed by Helen Bang

A tense and exciting new comedy-thriller set in a (regional) theatre dressing room on the opening night of a Brand New Murder Mystery.

Award-Winning Director (of mostly sanitary towel commercials) Sebastian Fawn attempts in vain to wrangle his cast - a trio of indomitable women over 50, and the token handsome young male ingénue - before a shocking discovery is made...

Will Reality Imitate Art?… (as in, will there be a murder?)...

The new play from Canonbie Productions, the team behind the well-received and award-nominated An Absolute Farce of a Murder Mystery Don’t Take The Pith!

 

CAST

Helen Bang

Rosalind Blessed

Laura Morgan

James McKay

Peter Rae

(Other cast to be announced)

 

CREATIVE TEAM

Written by Peter Rae

Directed by Helen Bang

Lighting by James Denny & Mudlark Creative

Assistant Director: Oettie Devriese

Produced by Canonbie Productions

 

 

Content warnings: Majority female dialogue; Women over 50 (multiple); Swearing (though you’re probably only likely to be massively triggered by swear words if you’re a bellend); Murder (duh!); dressing room nakedness (not in the slightest bit erotic), (See also, women over 50); fast-paced dialogue and a commensurate lack of respect for slow-witted people; what else, erm... Content; Potential Triggers; Stakes; Speed; Minimal Thinking time; ALSO: the same writer as the previous productions by this writer. If this writer isn’t to your taste don’t come and see the play, because it’s the same writer.

 

Fancy dinner and a show? Book at table at the Drayton Arms pub now and enjoy the pre-theatre menu before heading upstairs!



Theatre Company Reviews:

Previous praise for Don’t Take The Pith! 

“I was hooked the entire show. I’m not sure I ever stopped laughing!” - Stage To Page

“A hilarious farce of a play with a punchy, pacy sense of humour that’s exactly what we need!"  - Richard Lambert/LAMCO

Previous praise for An Absolute Farce of A Murder Mystery

“…a very welcome addition to the genre and writer Peter Rae has produced a classic of the style." - London Theatre1

“[Helen Bang] … directs the play with expertise and pace.”

“The play is so funny! A world premiere and I laughed from start to finish."

Production Details


Run Time:

  • Act One: 45 mins

  • Act Two: 45 mins


Age Restrictions:

  • None


Tickets:


Performances:

  • Tue 27th May 2025 - 7:30 pm

  • Wed 28th May 2025 - 7:30 pm

  • Thu 29th May 2025 - 7:30 pm

  • Fri 30th May 2025 - 7:30 pm

  • Sat 31st May 2025 - 7:30 pm

  • Tue 3rd Jun 2025 - 7:30 pm

  • Wed 4th Jun 2025 - 7:30 pm

  • Thu 5th Jun 2025 - 7:30 pm

  • Fri 6th Jun 2025 - 7:30 pm

  • Sat 7th Jun 2025 - 7:30 pm

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